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Clear air freshener with black text 'DO MILFS NOT DRUGS' and smiley faces on a white background.
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  • Clear air freshener with black text 'DO MILFS NOT DRUGS' and smiley faces on a white background.
  • This image displays a bold and playful car air freshener featuring the phrase "DO MILFS NOT DRUGS" in a fun, bold font, adorned with smiley faces and stars. The air freshener, measuring 2.
  • Scents: baby powder, black ice, black bomb, black cherry, blue hawaiian, butt naked, clean cotton, fresh linen, love spell, monkey farts, new car, tropical mango, vanilla, unscented
  • Do MILFs Not Drugs Air Freshener – Groovy Recovery Gift 🚗💋
  • Do MILFs Not Drugs Air Freshener – Groovy Recovery Gift 🚗💋
Do MILFs Not Drugs Air Freshener – Groovy Recovery Gift 🚗💋

Do MILFs Not Drugs Air Freshener – Groovy Recovery Gift 🚗💋

$10.00 CAD
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Scent

This 3x4" groovy air freshener says what you're thinking — Do MILFs Not Drugs. Whether you’re in recovery or just into hot moms with a message, this one slaps.

🔹 Features:

  • 📏 Size: 3 x 4 inches – hangs from your rearview

  • 🖤 Design: Black retro/groovy lettering on white felt

  • 🌬️ Scent: Varies by batch – always fresh AF

  • 💥 Double-sided + sealed for scent longevity

  • ✂️ Optional: Trim bottom for a dangly MILF mullet (jk... unless?)

🎁 Perfect for:

  • Sober queens with cars

  • Funny therapy gifts

  • Clean time milestones

  • People who like MILFs and/or not doing drugs

🚨 Smell good. Heal loudly.

Add this to your cart and make your car ride a whole recovery statement. Because rehab might be serious — but your air freshener doesn’t have to be. 💀💖
Return policy

Our goal is for every customer to be totally satisfied with their purchase. If this isn't the case, let us know and we'll do our best to work with you to make it right.
Shipping

We will work quickly to ship your order as soon as possible within 1-3 days. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with further information. Delivery times vary depending on your location, usually 1-7 days.

Manufacturing

Our products are manufactured both locally and globally. We carefully select our manufacturing partners to ensure our products are high quality and a fair value.

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