Choose the Bear Air Freshener – Healing or Feral? You Pick 🐻

🐻 Choose healing. Or choose feral. Both are valid.

This “Choose the Bear” air freshener is for the overthinkers, trauma babes, and rage recyclers who might go to therapy — or might burn it all down. Either way, you’ll smell amazing.

🔹 Features:

• 📏 Size: 3x4 inches of emotional instability

• 🐻 Design: Illustrated bear with groovy retro text

• 🌬️ Scent: Choose from 14 chaotic-good aromas (see below)

• 💥 Double-sided + sealed for long-lasting sniffs

• 💀 Handmade in small batches with big feelings

🧠 Ideal for:

• People who say “it’s fine” while dissociating

• Overachievers in therapy

• Sober but still slightly unhinged

• Car mirror, locker, trauma tote, or emotional support cup holder

💨 Scent Menu:

Smell cute while figuring out if you’re gonna cry, nap, or fight God today:

🍼 Baby Powder – soft, nostalgic, lowkey angelic
💣 Black Bomb – dark, mysterious, kinda sexy
🖤 Black Ice – cologne-core chaos
🍒 Black Cherry – sweet & sour, like your mood
💙 Blue Hawaiian – fruity vacation energy (mental or real)
🍑 Butt Naked – peachy, tropical, a little unhinged
🧺 Clean Cotton – fresh laundry and fake peace
🧼 Fresh Linen – smells like pretending you’re fine
💕 Love Spell – flirty, floral, emotionally unavailable
🐒 Monkey Farts – bananas + tropical fruit, zero shame
🚘 New Car – like a clean slate, but with backstory
🥭 Tropical Mango – juicy, sweet, chaos-coded
🚫 Unscented – because you’re overstimulated
🍦 Vanilla – warm, sweet, and maybe masking a spiral

📝 Choose your scent from the dropdown above “Add to Cart.” Then let the bear choose you.